The inaugural Post

This is in fact my first blog post, happy happy, nice nice, hip hip huzzah! I hope you all are as excited for this as I am because in fact, unlike my school blog for english class, or a twitter account, there are very few rules or regulations to follow on blogs, and I have full freedom to post about whatever I wish to post about. Its my own little place in cyber space where you can learn the incredible happenings of my life, why i think my family should have its own tv show, and why i am in fact one of the greatest rappers alive.

Being that this is in fact my very first post on what I hope will be a successful blog, I will take this opportunity to tell you about myself. A good word to describe me is large. My mouth is large, my feet are large, my heart is large, I am large in terms of height being that I am around six two, my arms are large and they make it hard to find dress shirts that fit, as do my large lanky legs make it hard to find pants that are long enough for my UNlarge waist. I have a large taste in music, that encompasses everything from folk to funk, from rap to rock, from alternative, to classical. I don't go for one of those stupid ass little "scene" things and I dress how I want, somedays my pants are tight, some days theyre baggy. In accordance with this, I dont try to act like a certain type of person so if youre going to give me a label make it, matt sheffield and nothing else because i am not a jock even though im a tri varsity athlete in cross country swimming and lacrosse, im not a music kid because i listen to all sorts of music and know a lot about it, nor am i a stoner or a partier or a wigger or any other thing you could think of to call me, i am uniquely me.

I love doing accents and voices and consider it a specialty of mine and also, I love to talk, big surprise right? yes i'm sure if you know me this is like one of those ridiculous sample questions at the beginning of the SAT that are much too easy and incredibly repetitive but nonetheless, rather than waste my time filling out a profile, i thought id just do this. SO enjoy this post, enjoy this blog, enjoy my life.

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