Waking up in the morning

What follows is the exchange that took place when my dad woke me up this morning to go to church, many such exchanges take place on the mornings when he wakes me up.

Dad: Matt Come on, you have 2o minutes

Me: Dad shut up!

Dad: No you shut up.

Me: Stop being a jerk!

Dad: youre being a jerk.

Me: Good.

Dad:Fine.

Me from under the protective sheilding of my blankets: You cant just come into a guys room unannounced, walk around like you own the place, and tell him he has to get up. Its just plain rude.

Dad: Its a mirror

Me: what does that even mean

Dad: I DONT KNOW but you HAVE to get up

Me: Fine BUT IM NOT WEARING KHAKI PANTS!

Dad: GOOD

Me: FINE

ahhhh intelligent father son banter at its finest