i have decided to create a list, of epic happenings, incredibly funny moments, defining statements, and things that im pretty sure no one would be able to duplicate in my life
for some reason this came to me first as i lay on my bed on this monday morning
1. nick bognanno, interesting character nick...known the guy since pre kindergarten when him, and i and my friend seus (who just so happened to be the only black kid in my pre k class) would get into fist fights about Magic School bus books which we affectionately dubbed "coaches"
as we got older, we sorta became good friends, we hung out a lot at his place which was on geist back before it was a nuclear wasteland so we did geisty things like tubing and such, then in 6th grade our friendship got put to the test when he went out with my secret but not so secret childhood crush shelby, alas, those were not good days for me. i felt terrible and sorta hated nick
but then i realized
i didnt care, and so i just made fun of him for his odd clothing which was a cross between "hood wigger" and preppy and produced some of the funniest combinations i have ever seen, like a pair of camoflague cargo shorts that were so long they were literally capri pants, his spear like nipples which protruded an inch from his chest, and his odd mullet-esque hair cut.
without realizing it, i have completely dedicated this post to nick bognanno, oh well
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