So i got this crazy idea

That a way to solve the worlds problems with overpopulation, overcrowding, pollution, and unawareness about the oceans environmental plight is this, BUILD AN ISLAND OUT OF TRASH AND PUT PEOPLE ON IT, so this little island is more like a giant raft right? And it just sorta floats around in the ocean, and whenever people see trash, they just jump off the floating island city thing, and add it onto the island somewhere you know? And youre prolly thinking, where do they get clean water, well theyre floating on the friggin ocean, and so not only are there going to be sophisticated gutters that filter and collect rainwater for use, but also there will be an area of the island with a machine that removes the salt from the water and sells it as genuine sea salt, as a way for the island to make money. Residents just tie up boats to the edges of it right, and pull it around if a storm is coming their way, and if it gets really out of hand they can just load up the boats and leave, and come back when the storms gone and patch up the damage,

...just an idea...

i apologize

i apologize first off for the tardiness of this post, i know i havent devoted real time to this blog in a while and i hope that you will take the incredible rambling and matt themed nature of this one as an apology. its been a long snow day and the fact that im just now getting to this shows exactly how well i am at prioritizing and time management.

However i digress

first off ive been wanting to post something about this for a while, and that is

my top 25 turn ons and turn offs in females. if you know me, you know that i do love girls a large amount, maybe too much sometimes, so females if you are in fact reading this blog which is doubtful i must admit take due notice and correct yo self before you wreck yo self

turn offs

1. weird hands

2. hair thats really short

3. bad teeth

4. lack of intelligence

5. bad sense of humor or just doesnt get mine- as in if youre too serious, or dont know how to laugh at yourself and others and

6. only communicates through texting

7. texts in the middle of a conversation

8. if shes a redneck...

9. too nice, you have to have alittle bit of naughtiness in you somewhere ahah

10. bad kisser- pretty much a deal breaker

11. snobby

12. racist

13. out of shape, a little extra is ok if its well distributed but i mean, you can only go so far....

14. bad smile

15. enjoys making fun of people and starting drama

16. attention whore, i like to pay attention to you, just not all the time

17. clingy, another deal breaker, idk why, a lil clingy is cute dont over do it or FATALITY

18. says "like" and "uh" all the time

19. always texts you with mullllltiiiiippllllleeee leettterrrrsssssss, really fucking annoying

20. bad grades. i cant do dumb, sorry,

21. smokes tobacco, no go sorry

22. not a deep person, if i cant go from talking about the weather to talking about our feelings without being awkward, then youve got a problem,

23. not a risk taker, thats just lame, no one likes a square

24. doesnt like to party, see 23.

25. parties too much, there is a limit ladies.

Turn ons

1. pretty smile

2. nice laugh

3. cute mannerisms, like the way you look at me when you talk, the way you act, etc

4. intelligent, awesome if i can discuss life and philosophical shit with you,

5. in good shape, im active and always doing stuff so you have to be able to keep up

6. bubbly, i love when you have lots of energy

7. good sense of humor, if you can just smile at half the crazy shit i do and not judge me

8. likes to party, if you like to party we're gonna hit it off at least a little bit

9. good taste in music, if you like a lot of interesting music, thats great,

10. if you can swim, thats good, i love the water so you better love it too

11. likes to do stuff, im not the type to sit around doing nothing all the time

12. romantic in private and even in public

13. good kisser

14. knows what her good assets are and how to show them off

15. not jealous when girls flirt with me, you gotta have the confidence that im gonna choose you beacuse then, i will.

16. if you can sing hammana hammana hammana

17. pretty eyes, doesnt matter what color, if i catch my breath when i look at you

you gots it goin on

18. funny

19. good taste in food

20. likes to look like we're a couple

21. brags about me

22. compliments me even thoug i deny it i still like it

23 tells me how she feels about stuff and doesnt play any weird ass mind games

24. puts as much into it as i do. haha no pun intended

25. fun

IM in a rap war

Yes, you read that correctly, i have just declared rap war upon a classmate of mine. Already the fighting has been vicious, both sides tearing it up. Im workin on my next flow and before i go public with this, i figure i might as well draft it here,

If you guys know of anyone who might want to provide me with a beat i can rap to in my response, you will be tagged and featured in my response vid.

aight gq here goes nothin

askin me to accept defeat

man u must reallythink ur somethin

no you cant stop me

cuz there is no mercy

call me terminator cuz im killin this beat see

runnin flows so slow i thought you was kyle ridlen

i thought you said that you was sraight killin

when you gonna realize no one takes u seriously

and everytime you leave the room

class's laughin at your rap dreams

u can say stuff about som a ma old relationships

but at least i got a browsin history

urs dont even exist

ctrl alt delete i see your face freezin

expression of terror

cuz your time to shine is fleein

u aint reppin a hood dude more like the tim boldt

hangin with them freshman man

you fit right in of course

simply put youre too small

got cut from the squad so you play intramural ball

i dont know if you notice but nobodys trying

lose one of your games you look like you bout ta start crying

hang wit dirty ron so much i can smell the stink for miles

honestly your lamer than friggin mr giles

aight D maybe you can walk the walk

but i call u movie for a blind kid cuz

u all talk

Nothin you can say to me is a bit intimidatin

maybe its because youre right hand is the only one youve been datin

for alla high school

now who looks like the fool

im in learnin center man

whats your frickin excuse

For walkin round the school

lookin like you got o downs

with ya pants on the ground, hat turned sideways

think you a cool cat

rest of us like fuck that

the value of your words to me is like pesos to dollars

takes hundreds of yours to equal a few of my words

people so impressed by my raps

that i got em playin this shit back

just so that they can memorize my track

you just make the girls laugh but i make them scream

you just an everyday guy, im every girls dream

My metaphors are so incredible

so sweet youd think theyre edible

Matt the Iron sheff baby

middle name noble

and its perfect to describe me

how else would you explain the greatness

that obviously comes so naturally

Shoutout to the Lord God for answerin my prayers

and shoutout to my homies because they always there

shoutout to my momma for puttin me on this earth

and shoutout to my dad for teachin me what im worth

shout out to you GQ well more like a thank you

for allowing me to demonstrate my rappin prowess on you